You might not want to be looking at these!

I make zero attempt to be "nice" in my writings. I'm going to use profanity, and be vulgar, and talk about horrible things, and espouse political opinions you don't want to hear, and just generally annoy you.

If you are easily shocked, a prospective employer, or just someone that wants to have a nice, pure mental image of me, this would be the time to pop open a yoo-hoo and return to a different part of geekspiff.

If you don't mind profanity, vulgarity, and all-around unclean living,

continue on!