You might not want to be looking at these!

Some of these fotos are kinda-sorta explicit in their own unique way. And my captions can be pretty rank and randy, ya know? (although most of 'em are just dumb)

If you are easily shocked, a prospective employer, or just someone that wants to have a nice, pure mental image of me, this would be the time to pop open a yoo-hoo and return to a different part of geekspiff.

If you don't mind profanity, vulgarity, and all-around unclean living,

continue on!